it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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