I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I got inside last night via doggy door
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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