dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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