I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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