Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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