apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
