i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
