I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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