ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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