His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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