It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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