I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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