But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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