girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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