i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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