Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
