So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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