I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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