Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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