He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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