No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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