I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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