Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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