Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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