Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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