I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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