i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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