That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
