return my video game
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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