sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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