Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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