I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
