Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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