Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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