thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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