the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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