she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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