Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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