I am puke
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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