I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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