it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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