so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This toilet bowl is my home.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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