I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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