I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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