scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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