We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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