He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I need to stop coming to work sober
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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