Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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