Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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