Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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